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junqueyardcat
07 October 2008 @ 08:26 am
In the last few months, I am getting alot of e-mail telling me that someone has added me to their friends list. When I go to check their profile or journals, there is always either a foreign language..or maybe it's a bunch of garble. Anybody else get these e-mails? I don't know any of these people and don't know why they would add me to their friends list when I can't even read their journals..is it some kind of scam or what? 

Anybody??


 
 
Current Location: Boonies of East Texas
Current Mood: groggy
Current Music: None..can you believe it?
 
 
junqueyardcat
02 September 2008 @ 10:14 pm
191Tomorrow is my 43rd birthday! I can't believe it..just yesterday I was 23!! Time sure does fly when you're having fun I guess:) 

Remember when you were a kid and you looked forward to your birthday for months. Then as you entered your teens, you started looking forward to turning the milestones..16 (Drivers License), 18 (Adulthood), 21 (Legal Drinking Age!). After 21, you start caring less and less and after 40..forget it! Birthday Smirthday, LOL! Just another year older and closer to being "Over the Hill". But that's ok...I did buy myself something nice this year..

A Flamingo Pink Dell Inspiron Laptop Computer (see pic above)



Maybe birthdays aren't all that bad after all....

 
 
Current Location: The Boonies of East Texas
Current Mood: silly
Current Music: Pink Floyd (What Else??)
 
 
junqueyardcat
26 July 2008 @ 08:53 pm
I've discovered an awesome site for photographers (both amateur and professional) to share their photos with the world. It is at www.myshutterspace.com. I've been enjoying posting photos there and getting positive comments. It's a boost to the old ego, LOL:) Check it out! And if you go there, look for my photos (under Angela Coffey). Enjoy!
 
 
Current Location: Mount Pleasant, TX
Current Mood: sore
Current Music: Classic 70's rock..Floyd, of course, LOL
 
 
junqueyardcat
22 June 2008 @ 10:11 am
Confucius Say:
 
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Virginity
 like bubble, one prick, all gone.
 
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Man who run
behind car get exhausted.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Man with hand
in pocket feel cocky all day.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Foolish man
give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Man who walk
through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
 .
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Man who scratch
ass should not bite fingernails.
 
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Man who eat
many prunes get good run for money.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Baseball is
wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
 
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War does
not determine who is right, war determine who is left..  
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
 
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Man who fight
with wife all day get no piece at night.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
It take many
nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
 
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Man who drive
like hell, bound to get there.
 
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Man who stand
on toilet is high on pot.
 
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in basement.  
 
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Man who
fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
Crowded
elevator smell different to midget.
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
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Current Location: Mount Pleasant, TX
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Something on Monty Python
 
 
junqueyardcat
21 June 2008 @ 07:31 pm

Caligula







Smokie



Simba



Simba and Caligula..Spoiled??




My Hermit Crabs..Pink & Floyd..yes, I'm a Pink Floyd fanatic, LOL!


 
 
Current Location: Mount Pleasant, TX
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Pink Floyd..what else??
 
 
junqueyardcat
27 May 2008 @ 10:05 am
 Got this joke in my e-mail..it was so funny I just had to share it with ya'll:)





Ole and Sven were fishing on the
Minnesota opener when  Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he
  asked Ole for a light.  Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he  replied. Then  reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic
  lighter 10 inches long..
 
  'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic  Lighter in his hands.   'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
  'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'   'You haff a Genie?'
  Sven asked.  'Ya, shure. It 's right here in my tackle box,' says
  Ole.  'Could I see him?'
 
 
  Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.   Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good
  friend of your master.  Vill you grant me vun vish?'   'Yes, I will,'  says the Genie.  So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
  The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving  Sven sitting  there, waiting for his million bucks.
 
  Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound  of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.  Over the roar of the million ducks   Sven yells at Ole.  'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a  million ducks!'
 
  Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie  is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a  10-inch Bic?'
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Current Location: East Texas
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Steely Dan
 
 
junqueyardcat

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:45

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds (but I'd rather have Sapphires)

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? It has been so long I don't remember!

4. What is your favorite TV show/s? Cops, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Last Comic Standing, Ugly Betty, Forensic Files...just to name a few, LOL..
5. What did you have for breakfast? Flour Tortilla

6. What is your middle
name? Dawn

7. What is your favorite food? Spaghetti, Lasagna, Pizza..Anything Italian!

8. What foods do you dislike? Anything spicy!

9. What is your favorite type of music? Pink Floyd, Almost ANY classic rock from the 70's.

10. Favorite sandwich? Tuna Salad

11. What hobby do you love to do but rarely
do? Treasure hunting with a metal detector

12. Favorite item of clothing? My tie dyed t-shirts!

12. If you could go anywhere in
the world on vacation, where would you go? Rome, Italy

14. What color is your bathroom? Kind of an aqua turquoise (tropical fish theme)

15. Favorite brand(s) of clothing? Whatever fits I guess. Birkenstock sandals.

16. Where would you retire to? Hawaii

17. Favorite time of
day? Early morning when I first get up and kick back with my cup of coffee and my computer.

18. Where were you born? McKinney, TX 

19. Favorite sport to watch? Figure Skating or Gymnastics

20. First one you expect to respond to this quiz? N/A

21. Person you least expect to answer this quiz? N/A

22. What laundry detergent do
you use? Surf 

23. Coke or Pepsi? Coke

24. Are you a morning
person or night owl? night owl.
25. What size shoe do you wear? 9
26. Do
you have pets? 2 dogs, 2 cats, and 2 hermit crabs.

27. Any new and exciting news
you'd like to share with everyone? I've lost 20 lbs!!

28. What did you want to be when you were little? Veterinarian

29.
Favorite Candy Bar? Hersheys Chocolate Bar

30. What is
your best childhood memory? Gosh, there are so many I can't choose just one..
31. What secret career do you wish you had? Ghost Buster
32. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Grocery Cashier, Front Desk at Drycleaners, Telephone Operator, Cook/Cashier/waitress/bartender at a restuarant, fast food cook

33. Favorite car?  69 Fastback Mustang

34. Eye color: Blue

35. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? N/A

36. Last person you went to dinner with: Ashley (my daughter)

37. What are you listening to right now? The hum of the air conditioner with the tv for background noise.

38. How many people are you sending this quiz to? None (or maybe a bunch depending on who reads my journal, LOL)

39. What is your favorite day of the week? Saturday

40. What is your favorite month? September (my birthday month!)

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Current Location: The Boonies of East Texas
Current Mood: curious
Current Music: Jason Castro on Youtube
 
 
junqueyardcat

Saw this news article online:

SACRAMENTO, April 30 (UPI) -- A 13-year-old California girl's needle-sticking prank has forced authorities to test three dozen of her classmates and teachers for blood-borne diseases.

Officials at Alicia Intermediate School in Linda say the girl thought it would be funny to prick everyone with the same sewing needle, KCRA-TV in Sacramento reported Wednesday.

School nurse Carlene Brown says the girl didn't realize that in this day and age you can't use the same needle on more than one person because you end up exchanging fluids.

Well, Duh!!!! The idiot shouldn't be using ANY needle to stick classmates with...it's called ASSAULT!

Teresa Smiley, the mother of one of the affected students, said she was mad when she heard about the incident that took place April 23.

I'd be mad too! I'd be mad enough to march right down to the police station and file assault charges if I were that Mother. 


"I don't want her to get AIDS or something like that," Smiley said about her daughter, Kalina.

The family is currently awaiting results of tests by Kalina's doctor.

School officials say a disciplinary hearing will be held for the girl who brandished the sewing needle to see if she can return to classes.

What is wrong with kids these days? That girl needs some serious discipline, don't ya think?

 
 
Current Location: Boonies of East Texas
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: None..can ya believe it?
 
 
junqueyardcat
10 April 2008 @ 03:26 pm
 I swear to you, if I get bit by ONE MORE FIREANT I am gonna invest in a blowtorch and toast their little asses like marshmallows on a campfire! 



Now where's my Calamine lotion?

 
 
Current Location: Mount Pleasant, TX
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Pink Floyd Comfortably Numb (although at the moment I'm Uncomfortably Itchy!!)
 
 
junqueyardcat
05 April 2008 @ 11:16 pm

Just saw my first hummer of the season a few days ago..yippee!! It's officially Spring now. Well, actually it's been Springlike weather here for quite awhile now and I'm lovin it! The days are getting longer which means I have more daylight to sit out and watch the birdies and play in the garden:) 

Can you tell it's my favorite Season? LOL....

 
 
Current Location: Mount Pleasant, TX
Current Mood: sore
 
 
 
 

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