Anybody??
Anybody??
Remember when you were a kid and you looked forward to your birthday for months. Then as you entered your teens, you started looking forward to turning the milestones..16 (Drivers License), 18 (Adulthood), 21 (Legal Drinking Age!). After 21, you start caring less and less and after 40..forget it! Birthday Smirthday, LOL! Just another year older and closer to being "Over the Hill". But that's ok...I did buy myself something nice this year..
A Flamingo Pink Dell Inspiron Laptop Computer (see pic above)
Maybe birthdays aren't all that bad after all....
like bubble, one prick, all gone.
front of car get tired.
behind car get exhausted.
in pocket feel cocky all day.
give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
.
chopstick go hungry.
ass should not bite fingernails.
many prunes get good run for money.
wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
not determine who is right, war determine who is left..
husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
with wife all day get no piece at night.
nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
like hell, bound to get there.
on toilet is high on pot.
glass house should change clothes in basement.
fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
church sit in own pew.
elevator smell different to midget.
Got this joke in my e-mail..it was so funny I just had to share it with ya'll:)
Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he
asked Ole for a light. Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic
lighter 10 inches long..
'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.' 'You haff a Genie?'
Sven asked. 'Ya, shure. It 's right here in my tackle box,' says
Ole. 'Could I see him?'
Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good
friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?' 'Yes, I will,' says the Genie. So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole. 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?'
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:45
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds (but I'd rather have Sapphires)
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? It has been so long I don't remember!
6. What is your middle name? Dawn
7. What is your favorite food? Spaghetti, Lasagna, Pizza..Anything Italian!
8. What foods do you dislike? Anything spicy!
9. What is your favorite type of music? Pink Floyd, Almost ANY classic rock from the 70's.
10. Favorite sandwich? Tuna Salad
11. What hobby do you love to do but rarely do? Treasure hunting with a metal detector
12. Favorite item of clothing? My tie dyed t-shirts!
12. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Rome, Italy
14. What color is your bathroom? Kind of an aqua turquoise (tropical fish theme)
15. Favorite brand(s) of clothing? Whatever fits I guess. Birkenstock sandals.
16. Where would you retire to? Hawaii
17. Favorite time of day? Early morning when I first get up and kick back with my cup of coffee and my computer.
18. Where were you born? McKinney, TX
19. Favorite sport to watch? Figure Skating or Gymnastics
20. First one you expect to respond to this quiz? N/A
21. Person you least expect to answer this quiz? N/A
22. What laundry detergent do you use? Surf
23. Coke or Pepsi? Coke
24. Are you a morning person or night owl? night owl.
25. What size shoe do you wear? 9
26. Do you have pets? 2 dogs, 2 cats, and 2 hermit crabs.
27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? I've lost 20 lbs!!
28. What did you want to be when you were little? Veterinarian
29. Favorite Candy Bar? Hersheys Chocolate Bar
30. What is your best childhood memory? Gosh, there are so many I can't choose just one..
33. Favorite car? 69 Fastback Mustang
34. Eye color: Blue
35. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? N/A
36. Last person you went to dinner with: Ashley (my daughter)
37. What are you listening to right now? The hum of the air conditioner with the tv for background noise.
38. How many people are you sending this quiz to? None (or maybe a bunch depending on who reads my journal, LOL)
39. What is your favorite day of the week? Saturday
40. What is your favorite month? September (my birthday month!)
Saw this news article online:
SACRAMENTO, April 30 (UPI) -- A 13-year-old California girl's needle-sticking prank has forced authorities to test three dozen of her classmates and teachers for blood-borne diseases.
Officials at Alicia Intermediate School in Linda say the girl thought it would be funny to prick everyone with the same sewing needle, KCRA-TV in Sacramento reported Wednesday.
School nurse Carlene Brown says the girl didn't realize that in this day and age you can't use the same needle on more than one person because you end up exchanging fluids.
Well, Duh!!!! The idiot shouldn't be using ANY needle to stick classmates with...it's called ASSAULT!
Teresa Smiley, the mother of one of the affected students, said she was mad when she heard about the incident that took place April 23.
I'd be mad too! I'd be mad enough to march right down to the police station and file assault charges if I were that Mother.
"I don't want her to get AIDS or something like that," Smiley said about her daughter, Kalina.
The family is currently awaiting results of tests by Kalina's doctor.
School officials say a disciplinary hearing will be held for the girl who brandished the sewing needle to see if she can return to classes.
What is wrong with kids these days? That girl needs some serious discipline, don't ya think?
Now where's my Calamine lotion?
Just saw my first hummer of the season a few days ago..yippee!! It's officially Spring now. Well, actually it's been Springlike weather here for quite awhile now and I'm lovin it! The days are getting longer which means I have more daylight to sit out and watch the birdies and play in the garden:)
Can you tell it's my favorite Season? LOL....
